Oh Vaporeon...

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/12/2014 at 21:37 • Filed to: None

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My favorite of the original three evo's

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:38

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Personally I liked Embreon

Godspeed11- I own a SAAB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:40

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I'm more of a Jolteon Kinda guy

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 21:41

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Vaporeon can learn surf.

daender > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:41

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Glaceon, ftw.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Godspeed11- I own a SAAB 01/12/2014 at 21:43

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That's what Raichu is for. And you can surf on a Jolteon...

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Godspeed11- I own a SAAB 01/12/2014 at 21:43

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Same here. Jolteon is the fastest, and he hits like a truck.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > daender 01/12/2014 at 21:43

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OG3, get that new shit out of here.

Godspeed11- I own a SAAB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:45

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But Thunderbolt + Ridiculous speed = Jolteon eating Vaporeon's Lunch

RotaryLover > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 21:45

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oh yeah....

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > RotaryLover 01/12/2014 at 21:47

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Well hello there

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:48

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but surf is for ninnies

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Godspeed11- I own a SAAB 01/12/2014 at 21:52

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Icebeam, motherfucker.

Godspeed11- I own a SAAB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:56

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Thunder, just take it like a man

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 21:56

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90 damage and transportation.

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:56

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That would require Vaporeon to go first. Which isn't happening against Jolteon.

RotaryLover > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:56

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I prefer Sylveon... I don't know why.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RotaryLover 01/12/2014 at 21:56

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Uhm WAT

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:57

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HYPER BEAM IS WHERE ITS AT

TurboSloth > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 21:57

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I kept my Eevee non-evolved. Because fuck evolution.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 01/12/2014 at 21:58

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My Vaporeon has never been one-hitted, he is a fucking champ.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:00

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GUESS WHAT, VAPOREON CAN LEARN THAT AS WELL

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:01

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Well, sir, I challenge you to a battle then.

Wait, these old Gameboys can't go online. Damn.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:02

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FUCK YO COUCH

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Godspeed11- I own a SAAB 01/12/2014 at 22:02

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Haze

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 01/12/2014 at 22:04

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If we ever cross paths, my Advanced SP will be ready.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:04

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BUBBLE BEAM

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:06

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WAIT SHIT DID I SAY EMBREON I MEANT UMBREAN FUCK SHIT TITS OK WELL UH CONFUSE RAY!

RotaryLover > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:07

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Oh I got you covered m8!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:08

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THAT'S ENOUGH VAPOREON! GO MEW!

Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:09

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There's quite a large gap in my ownership of Nintendo handhelds. I have a Gameboy Color still, but I've also got a 3DS.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:11

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AND I SEND OUT MY LEVEL 100 SNIVY BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC

SNIVY USE FUCK I DUNNO VINE WHIP OR SOME SHIT

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise 01/12/2014 at 22:11

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My Glaser Advance disappeared long ago. So I bought one of these last year for $36:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:15

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MY LEVEL 100 DUX WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR SINVY

YES, I ACTUALLY OWN A LEVEL 100 DUX, BECAUSE ANARCHY FOREVER!

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:18

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FUCK YOU I USED SPLASH ON YOUR MOM AND SHE GOT HURT FROM IT BITCH

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:21

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ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB USED HORN DRILL!

CRITICAL HIT!

VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX'S MOM FAINTED!

+69 EXP

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:24

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VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX USED ROLL COAL

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB'S MOM IS COVERED IN SOOT AND CAN'T SEE!

VELOCITY-SILKY SMOOTH SIX USED BRO TRUCK

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB'S MOM FAINTED!

+420 EXP

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:31

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ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB USED BITCH SLAP!

CRITICAL HIT!

IT'S SUPER EFECTIVE!

VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX FAINTED!

+2700 EXP

WHAT'S THAT?!?!

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB IS EVOLVING!

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, GREAT JOB IS NOW ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, THE GREAT!

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:36

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VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX WAS ACTUALLY USING A BODY DOUBLE!

VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX IS STILL SILKY SMOOTH

VELOCITY- SILKY SMOOTH SIX USES PIMP RAY!

CRITICAL HIT!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

FUCK YOU!

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, THE GREAT! FAINTED!

WHAT? ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO WAS DEVOLVED INTO...

SLIGHTLY HIGH UP DUKE MEDIUMYENKO! OH SHIT!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 22:42

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SURPRIZE, MOTHERFUCKER!

DOUBLE DITTO'D!

ARCH DUKE MAXYENKO, THE GREAT! USED ORLOVED!

PART TWO IS NEVER WRITTEN!

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/12/2014 at 22:43

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VELOCITY-SILKY SMOOTH SIX TRIES TO RUN!

GOT AWAY SAFELY!

...

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/13/2014 at 02:00

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LMFAOOOOOOOO!

I'm losing it, and I think my girlfriend just said she's moving out. Well worth it. Great job chaps.